The Doctor Beard Balm

W.G. Grace (The Doctor) is widely thought of as grandfather to the modern game of cricket, yet he is almost as famous for his grand imperial. More Karl Marx than Honest Abe, his was simply ‘the W.G’ of beards. Like all good cricketers W.G was fond of a little spit and polish, a heady mix of linseed oil, licorice and tobacco juice spittle, used to shine the ball. ‘The Doctor’ beard balm is a nod to this heritage, the great game of cricket and its bearded hero W.G. Grace, we just hope it smells a little better.

DIRECTIONS: Rub a dime size amount into both hands to slightly warm and make it malleable then apply in a downward stroking motion to your beard to style in the shape and form of your dreams. Walk tall, run strong, hold your head (and beard) high.